Don't be afraid.
YESSS DON'T BE.

You have a way of coming easily to me
And when you take, you take the very best of me
So I start a fight cause I need to feel something
And you do what you want cause I'm not what you wanted

Oh what a shame, what a rainy ending given to a perfect day
Just walk away, no use defending words that you will never say
And now that I'm sitting here thinking it through
I've never been anywhere cold as you

You put up walls and paint them all a shade of gray
And I stood there loving you and wished them all away
And you come away with a great little story
Of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you


You never did give a damn thing honey but I cried, cried for you
And I know you wouldn't have told nobody if I died, died for you

Oh what a shame, what a rainy ending given to a perfect day
Every smile you fake is so condescending
Counting all the scars you made
And now that I'm sitting here thinking it through
I've never been anywhere cold as you

Emily Tan Leyi wants to beat me !! HAHAHAS.
she's me and yanwen the 大姐, LOL .
this few days in school was okay ((:


sunday finally met ahgong ,XD
he went for a marvellous haircut .
haha. but it was nice lar.
went to watch jangan tegur , TSKTSK .
the woman in the theatre can really scream ehs ):
SCARE ME .
and imagining it to be Jubilee , dam dark and scary .
made ahgong sit at the left . HAHA,with 3 empty seats beside him.

yesterday went with ahgong to hospital to visit my papa.
went to buy subway cookies ,XD
DAMMM NICE ((((:
i love you my dear .

my weakness are my tears .
ending all the pretence .

met jocelyn hoe today .
i woke up late , and we're late.
didnt work in the end. cos uncle said next week.
ARGHH.=.=
then sengkang LRT totally suck.
we're so lost lar.
didnt see the RED MAN.
and i was walking slowly on the road ,
saw one black car chionging towards us .
*BEEEP!!!~
LOL , thought i'm going to get bang.
TSK . it brush through me .
blablabla,whatever follows....
HOME.
now at cousin's house .

hot and tiring day.
:/

my dear boy ; by your side .

my dear boy.

Class 1E01 .

met ahgong at 11 plus today for pool at Bukit timah plaza.
FOR POOL.
oh not bad ehs , i won 3 times , he won 6 :D
for 2 hour plus .
went off for lunch at mac.
ahgong walk me to block 34 ,then he went to 51(:
was not late for class , was early.
met ahgong after school and went home together:D

ahma is feeling dam guilty. ARGH.. T.T
ahh , ))':
life goes on and some things just don go our way.
we have to face it.
i'll be here for you boy .

Do you see me
Do you feel me like I feel you
Call your number, I cannot get through
You don't hear me and I don't understand
When I reach out, I don't find your hand
Were they wasted words and did they mean a thing
And all that precious time, but I still feel so in between

Someday, I'll just keep pretending
That you'll stay
Dreaming of a different ending
I wanna hold on, but it hurts so bad
And I can't keep something that I never had

I keep telling myself, things can turn around with time
And if i wait it out, you could always change your mind
Like a fairytale, where it works out in the end
Can I close my eyes, have you lying here again
Then I come back down
Then I fade back in
Then I realize, it's just what might have been

Someday, I'll just keep pretending
That you'll stay
Dreaming of a different ending
I wanna hold on, but it hurts so bad
And I can't keep something that I never had

Am I a shadow on your wall
Am I anything at all
Anything to you
Am I a secret that you keep
Do you dream me, while your sleeping
After all
Someday, I'll just keep pretending
That you'll stay
Dreaming of a different ending
I wanna hold on, but it hurts so bad
And I can't keep something that I never had

I wanna hold on, but it hurts so bad
And I can't keep something that I never had
You don't see me, you don't feel me
Like I feel you

Things were a little different today .
hmm , haha.
things are getting better , i hope.
met kejun today at the entrance and she was like :
"wow , why your lips so pale?! "
LOL.
went for lunch , hahaha.
idiotic bunch of idiots , saliva anyhow fly to me.
went for lessons.
dammm retarded , i went to the wrong class )):
chose a not so sport as my sports for s&w MODULE.
hoho.
needs to get in the moood to study . seriously.
as far as maths is concern.
DONE MY TIMETABLE FOR 阿公 LE((:

school today was sucky i suppose.
didnt watch the performance , zao , heee.
met joyce and DEAREST NIAONIAO阿公:D
they were pooling )))):
when i met them , NO MORE!!
went makan long johns with extra crumps :D

dearest niaoniao 阿公 :
i miss you , ALWAYS .

hanging on. i won't fall.perhaps thats hard.
as night falls , loneliness fell in .
when you're gone , i'm incomplete.

school is freaking boring .
with the super naggy lectures.
and the uber long breaks.
haha.
and the tiring long walks from block to block.
LOL.
3 of us were sitting at makan place like blocks of wood.
cos we're tired and bored.

off to school again =.=
hopes school ends early today(:

ohya and i had a horrible dream .
let's hope miao can save , so that she can survive
for a few more days :D
before she starve . haha.

A reason to smile .
within yourself.

things will be fine (:

Today was a weird day :X
weird weird day .
)):

lectures are boring .....
hehhehehehehe.
DAM BORING.

things shall get better ((:

school's tomorrow .
at 0830am.
i will miss MF life , hur hur.
our crazy recesses .
crazy ART LESSONS.
i wanna go back.
i shall better stop this , before i decide to go
somewhere else ,not NP tmr (:

it's gonna take some time for miao to adjust
after a few months of carefree days .
and having to meet ahgong like almost everyday
is like a habit , now there's gonna be no chance to do that ))):
probably the hols , or till the weekends . tada .
i'm so gonna miss him.
we're in the same school , but i feel so far away from him)):

and miao has to be more independant .
i don't want poly )):
T.T

My timetable is a little confusing for me.
haha.

MONDAY:
9am - 12pm : MATH 6EG1
BLK 34 # 02-04
POH CHOON LEONG
L1EF

12pm - 1pm : CIVIL 91EH
BLK 34 # 02-04
TAN CHIN HUAT, ALFRED
T1E1

3pm - 5pm : CIVIL 90SM
BLK 56 #05-09
WONG-WONG YOK NA

TUESDAY:

1pm - 3pm :CIVIL 90CEC
BLK 34 # 06-01
WONG-WONG YOK NA
L1E

3pm-5pm :MATH 6EG1
BLK 34 # 02-04
POH CHOON LEONG
T1E1

WEDNESDAY:

9am - 11am: CIVIL 91EH
BLK 34 # 06-11
TAN CHIN HUAT, ALFRED
L1E

1pm-3pm:CIVIL 91ECO
BLK 34 # 06-06
HAMDAN BIN ABDUL HAMID
T1E1
PERIASAMI KONNAIYAR SINNABOYAN
T1E1

4pm - 6pm:CIVIL 90SM
BLK 34 # 06-02
WONG-WONG YOK NA
L1E

THURSDAY:

1pm -3pm: IS LS CATS
BLK 50 # 05-03
CHEW JIE LI, JEANETTE
T61

3pm - 5pm:IS LS SW
BLK 26 # 00-00
TBA
P61

FRIDAY:

8am -12pm : CIVIL
BLK 35 # 01-09

3pm -5pm :CIVIL 90CEC
BLK 34 # 06-02
WONG-WONG YOK NA

the odd weeks and even weeks on friday thing ): i'm lost . ARGH.

your last smile.
the dream to be in your arms again.
i'm gonna miss you so.

jiamin's sexy butt . haha!
murder in new york , aw.

teeedoooodaaa.
JIAMIN's LATE BIRTHDAY :D
chicken in replacement of a cake ! xD
behaving stupidly in new york , heee.
thanks jiamin (((:

Yeah, you've been alone
I've been gone for far too long
But with all that we've been through
After all this time I'm coming home to you

Never let it show
The pain I've grown to know
’Cause with all these things we do
It don't matter when I'm coming home to you

I reach towards the sky I've said my goodbyes
My heart's always with you now
I won't question why so many have died
My prayers have made it through yeah
’Cause with all these things we do
It don't matter when I'm coming home to you

Letters keep me warm
Helped me through the storm
But with all that we've been through
After all this time I'm coming home to you

I reach towards the sky I've said my goodbyes
My heart's always with you now
I won't question why so many have died
My prayers have made it through yeah
’Cause with all these things we do
It don't matter when I'm coming home to you

I've always been true
I've waited so long just to come home to you
I'm making it through
It's been far too long, we've proven our
love over time’s so strong, in all that we do
The stars in the night, may lend me their light
to bring me closer to heaven with you

(Bring me closer)

But with all that we've been through
After all this time I'm coming home to you

I reach towards the sky I've said my goodbyes
My heart's always with you now
I won't question why so many have died
My prayers have made it through yeah
’Cause with all these things we do
It don't matter when I'm coming home to you

And with all that we've been through
After all this time I'm coming home to you

when he's acting shuai :D
heee.

when he's emo):

when he's acting cute :D

heee.

when he's angry xD

when he's retarded :D

MOUNT FABER !
not as tiring as tree top broad walk.
haha.





Ahgong masterpieces ! haha.



feeding ANTS with our food. LOL.

NEBO, haha. aka 3/4 zehybye.

how can i ever forget to post this.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIAMIN !
*LOVES
a celebration tomorrow!
better to be late then never :D
cos Zehybye like sooo busy . ):
yay , went swimming with jiamin recently.
went to have sakae buffet , LOL , eat until can puke.
then we went to watch HANDSOME SUITE . xD
DAMMM FUNNY LA.
go watch ! :DD
hasnt been updating my blog recently.
cos my lappy just died on me a few days ago.
AWWWW):
BE orientation , went for half a day out of 2 :D
my class is fine bahs.
gonna meet them on monday at 0830am!)):
soo early , but at least i wont be lost . :/
i don wan poly. argh.
one song on repeat.
one mind to wander.

Ahgong shall be updating my blog soon enough xD
((((:
had fun at sentosa today , wheeees :DD

Ahma has a bad sun burn !!
because she stayed in the sun too long!

went Sentosa today , supposed to meet 10.00am in the end ,
but someone took 45min to pack her bag , (ahma)
hahaha .
166-ed to VIVO , then monorail-ed to Sentosa Beach..
walked from station to Siloso beach ,
could not find a spot to sit down and sun tan ,
so walked back , to Palawan beach ,
there were MANY MANY people there ,
so decided to walk back to Siloso beach!^^v
in the end , we chose to take the tram ,
dropped off at the last stop of the purple tram line !

it was dam hot !
we found a nice spot ,
with poolside chairs ,
but in the end we got chased away xD .
ended up sitting on the sand under a SMALL little tree!

Ahma wanted a drink,
but i was lazy to get my butt off the sand ,
then she said to go play water ,
so we went to play water !
played till 6+ ?
felt weird coming out xD .
then went to find toilet !
it was packed with people ..!

came out and waited for tram back to monorail station..
sunset was nice):
another time !!^^v
****before july!((:

and we decided to walk up to Merlion ,
on the way ,
want to take picture ,
AngMoh see us poor thing , use timer ,
came to offer us a deal xD .

walked to Merlion ,
then took monorail back to VIVO ,
was finding something to eat and drink ,
but we had a LOW budget ,
OLD CHANG KEE!!!!!~~
and food court,
hahas ,
talktalktalktalk ,

SEE THIS! IMPORTANT ! :
Ahma is a mean person because she kept laughing at me !):

after that , 166-ed back to AngMoKio ,
some people are so inconsiderate xD

then homed .

YAY !
I UPDATED MY BLOG :D
hehehehe.

Say you're sorry
That face of an angel comes out
Just when you need it to
As I pace back and forth all this time
'Cause
I honestly believed in you
Holdin' on,
The days drag on
Stupid girl
I should have known, I should have known

That I'm not a princess
This ain't a fairytale
I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain't Hollywood,
This is a small town
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now its too late for you and your White Horse,
To come around.

Maybe I was naïve,
Got lost in your eyes
I never really had a chance.
My mistake, I didn't know to be in love you had to fight to have the upperhand.
I had so many dreams about you and me.
Happy endings;
Now I know

I'm not a princess
This ain't a fairytale
I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain't Hollywood,
This is a small town
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down.
Now its too late for you and your White Horse,
To come around.

And there you are on your knees
Begging for forgiveness,
Begging for me
Just like I always wanted,
But I'm so sorry

Cause Im not your princess
This aint a fairytale
Im gonna find someone, Some day
Who might actually treat me well.
This is a big world,
That was a small town
There in my rearview mirror,
Disappearing now.
And it's too late for you and your White Horse,
Now its too late for you and your White Horse
To catch me now.

Oh whoa whoa whoa-oh
Try and catch me now
Whoa-Oh
It's too late
To catch me now.

))))):
today was a SCARY DAY !
because i got scared by many things .
Ahgong scare me 9 times !!!!!!!!!!!
and i got scared by 5 dogs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWWWWWW.
today woke up late :X
so met ahgong late.
hur hur .
was dam sleepy , and i bathe dam fast can !
less than 15 mins know xD
and my hair was still wet . ewww. LOL xD
went met ahgong , haha.
he wore greeeeen :DDDDDDDDDDD
then took train to CCK.
took LRT to segar , hehe.
so far away from bukit panjang plaza.
AWWWWW.
gave out flyers.
so fun la , ahgong piggy back me and was on the stones.
LOL , dam pain . hur hur xDD he's a man and he knows it .
hungry hungry , went for KFC xD

then went to give out again.
wowwww tired.
and my feet was dirty . kns.
haha.
uncle took us back to AMK.
went to have MAC , LOL.
haha, cos ahgong needs to sit down . xD
walked back to have suki for dinner.
yea MAC was not my dinner XD
HAHAHAS.

today was so horrible , cos i felt so guitly .
hehs.

was a tiring day too !
made ahgong worked solo. xD
cos i'm too tired.
:/
ohnoooooooo.
he's worn out totally . aw.
):

we're loving each other !
haha.
he takes good care of miao tan :D
and he protects miao tan :D
and he listens to miao tan :D
he's always doing stupid things with miao tan :D
he always make miao tan laugh :D
he's the only bird in my kuku species :D
no one's the same . HAHAHA.
my one and only (:
he's my beloved niaoniao .
heeeee .
we're the ultimate .

LOL , today was soo funny.
i landed up in town with shorts and
slippers , when i was classified as low class.
omg. haha.

ohwell , went meet fiona and jiamin .
offf we go .
went wheel lock first to get her phone fixed.
haha. in the end , just a call fixed it .
call 1626 xD
was hungry ,but looked around haha.
went to look at crumplers.
and went marks and spencers .
HAHA.then walked to far east .
went HANS for dinner whoo jiamin served us xD
went shop , then went back HUB to NEBO.
hehe , drank my purple explosion xD
ages since we lsst went NEBO.
awww.
HAHAS.
photos up soon . hehe (:

TAGS:

- Fiona : haha! hong gan means fuck off , hong means flirt . LOL.
-kukuNIAO : haha! ahgong , you just not very good at it . don worry.
-kukuNIAO : haha! cos you're good to bully . cheer up:D
-BEAR : don bully him la , he'll sad. (:
-Gengtao : ya sure :D how's your injury ? ok ? o.o
-Fiona : go out together la :D

NIAO NIAO NIAO NIAO !

went for pool today ((:
met ahgong first , 162ed down to GR.
LOL. we're the only ones.
joyce came after that :D
and she went off first.
quite cool uhs . hahahaas.
but was made to wear shoes.
i hate shoes .
(blogging in my lala land,falling alsleep xD)

After pool , me and ahgong were so super hungry :DD
went to 日本村 for breakfast . heeee
toooo broke to eat more though , xD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS.
i want foooood.
went hub transfer money , haha.
went to my house then .
slacked around till 5 plus , hahahas.
crapped with mama.
went offfff ((((:

took 130 to ice kimo , to have ice creeam waffle:D
yay :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
back to AMK ,
whoooos , OLD CHANG KEE IS NICE.
xD
miao is sleeeping .
FLYING OFFF *

woke up soo early today for work .
AWWW.
was tooo tired to talk much . haha!
went down earlier to avoid mama's nagging.
falling asleep downstairs , haha.
met ahgong , walked to MRT meet joyce.
cos gui phone spoil , he didnt come.

went CCK.
meet uncle.
took flyers.
lazy/hungry/sleepy.
went for breakfast.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHS.
gave out.
REST.
finished.
went BPP to makan.
yay we got freeee tekken.
WOWWWW.
happy ! xD
gave out again.
EW): i kicked something wrong.
so sorry .
Then fang gong lo xD

Took LRT , kept going around in circles.
XDDD
but it's sooo fun.hoho!
trained to AMK.
funny things on the way back . LOL.
i wanna buy a house tooo :D
without walls. and open space toilet xD
yay! :DDDDD

we went back my house first .
bought my NEW HANDPHONE STRAP.
omg , smileys are so fun . they make you smile ((:
joyce charge phone. watch TV.
went down for dinner.
and joyce to taper her pants , haha.
joyce went home first . haha.
we went SUKI . hohoho.
sadly i ate only 1 plate of unagi ):
ahgong made me laugh till tears of JOY flowed out from my eyes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAS.
and i was so dam high after that.
hahahahahahas. so went home .
ahgong got stomachache ):

pool tmr? :D

stupid ahgong chicky nek nek doesnt want to sleep .
and he's so tired.
:l
ahhhh.

LOL.
i'm aced today for the first time):
cos my pool skills sucks. xD
emo emo emo.

i'm fooled on msn again :/
emo emo.

my cooking sucks too.
haha. EMO.

i didnt get to drink my clam chowder.
LOL. emo.

met ahgong today , gave him the food i cooked.
AW. it taste awful bahs.
then went off to pool , met bear too.
haha , saw weiming toooo.
still i enjoy pool . hahaha!
played till 5, went off to have Long Johns.
chatted dammm long , xD
unbelievably saw hansa.

The meaning of hong and hong gan is different ahgong !
HAHA. he's so blurrrr. xD
yay played with joyce front camera , COOOL! :D
then off we went to KFC to have my popcorn chicken!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahas.
chatted dam long again . XD
then went home ((((:

work's gonna start tmr .
hooooray :DD

MEOW IS SMART AND INTELLIGENT.
YES SHE IS.
YES SHE IS.
((:

TAGS:

-YISHAN : HAHAS, THANKS :D
-FIONA: WOW ? 2 MONTHS PASSED , CHEER UP FIONA ANG , YOU CAN DO IT DE LA.
HAHA! DON WORRY . SMILE (((((: MEOW SUPPORTS YOU :DD
-GENGTAO:HAHA SURES ^^
-SHUYI : HELLLOOOO :D


i will be , avril lavigne.

There’s nothing I can say to you
Nothing I could ever do to make you see
What you mean to me
All the pain the tears they cry
Still you never said goodbye and now I know how far you’d go
I know I let you down but its not like that now
This time I’ll never let you go

I will be all that you want and get my self together
Cause you keep me from falling apart
All my life I’ll be with you forever
To get you through the day and make every thing OK

I thought that I had every thing I didn’t know what life could bring
But now I see honestly
You're the one thing I got right
The only one I let inside
Now I can breathe cause your here with me
And if I let you down I’ll turn it all around
Cause I would never let you go

I will be all that you want and get my self together
Cause you keep me from falling apart
All my life I’ll be with you forever
To get you through the day and make every thing OK

Cause with out you I can’t sleep
I’m not gonna ever ever let you leave
You’re all I got
You’re all I want
Yeah
And with out you I don’t know what I’ll do
I could never ever live a day with out you
Here with me do you see your all I need

And I will be all that you want and get myself together
Cause you keep me from falling apart
All my life (my life) I will be with you forever
To get you through the day and make every thing OK

I will be (I’ll be) all that you want and get my self together
Cause you keep me from falling apart
And all my life you know I will be with you forever
To get you through the day and make every thing OK

hahaha , i was late again . hoho.
yay purple today xD
we had chemistry can , we didnt plan
to wear purple at alll ! ^^v
with some stupid pants , omg .
dammm long since i last wore it.
made ahgong come up to wait for me .
then went to meet gui and joyce for pool .
then saw munhan , haha !
i knew that guy thing was gonna happen la , so munhan , it's okay . (((:
HAHA!i'm smart yay. hohoho.

LOL i'm a noob. xD
LMAO .
haha. but i won ahgong once , cos his 8 went in .
hooooray man . played till 5pm .
then me , joyce and ahgong went arcade .
LOL , they basketball , i tekken .
wheeees. how nice.
then ahgong and me went make payment.
AHHHH , so dummmmb.

went makan , the hub there , LOL , :D
then went watch the Shijiku incident .
wooow , nice nice nice .
haha ! LOL , fight fight fight . xD
arms can be chopped off so easily . hoho.
how horrible.

all tooo broke for dinner .
so went home (((:
and i was starving )):
nvm go home see mama , no appetite le .
yay.

pool again tmr .
1 vs 1 :D
HOHOHO.

and somehow i'm gonna try to make payment again .
haha.
omg , money is gone so quickly. ))):

today , woke up quite early ? xD

haha! morning called ahgong for him to wake up .
i wonder what time he slept , maybe he didnt even sleep ? D:
was late , again , ahhh , so sorry .
went to mandai with 阿公 , to visit my ahgong , and i bought yellow
flowers , xD haha. and it rained , dragged ahgong to pei me inside somewhere xD
cos i don't dare go in . xP
he insisted i behave like a boy , ohno , do i ? D:
he sees familiar faces everywhere..haha.
saw 1 lady at the bus stop , and which ahgong insisted she's inhuman DDDD:
and she does really disappeared, LOL ?!

went orchard , in search for laptop cases, haha .
went taka , saw 1 but dono if we wanna but not .
NEOPRINTS , don't run away .
xDDDDDDD
HAHA , ate popcorn chicken . xD
didnt know if i should buy the yellow bands.
our legs dam suan , from heeren , we walked to plaza sing .
took train back to hub .

watched mall cop . hahahahahahahahahahas.
what a funny movie , some sort of kiddish action films .
the enemies got defeated dammm easily . LOL ! xD
Ate dinner , HOMED.
((((((((:

CBNB outing tmr . hoooray :DDDD
i'm missing him already.

Because of you , KELLY CLARKSON.

I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake, a smile, a laugh
Every day of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I watched you die
I heard you cry
Every night in your sleep
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry
In the middle of the night
For the same damn thing

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I tried my hardest just to forget everything
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone else in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty
Because of you
I am afraid

Because of you
Because of you

AHHHHH!~

Shall i start by giving the definition of sarcasm :

1)A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means.

FOR EXAMPLE :
You walk into a hospital room where your friend is on a bed with his left leg, no arms, and only half of his prick. You say,"How ya doin, man?"
He says,"Oh, just great. I feel better than ever. I could just hop all around the world, I feel so great."
You say,"Really? That's some great news."

ANOTHER EXAMPLE:
Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son :Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.

not many people understand sarcastic people.
why are they being sarcastic?

They use it to hide their ignorance , they use it to defend themselves .
They use it to hide their feelings , they use it cause they find it humorous.
They use it cause they wanna mock at others ,usually without knowing they're hurting others.

FROM http://people.howstuffworks.com/sarcasm.htm :

You walk outside to leave for work and discover that it's incredibly cold and rainy. Your next-door neighbor is leaving at the same time. "Great weather, huh?" you say. "Yes, wonderful!" he replies. You drive to work, and after parking your car, you begin crossing the street to get to your office building. Suddenly a car come­s out of nowhere and comes close to hitting you in the middle of the crosswalk. "Thanks a lot!" you yell. The driver rolls down his window and makes a rude gesture at you.

When you get inside and sit down at your desk, you notice that one of your co-workers is talking loudly on his phone. When he hangs up, you say, "I think you should talk a little bit louder next time -- the entire office didn't hear it." Your co-worker apologizes. Later that day, you're in the break room talking with other co-workers. One of them says that he's thinking of going to graduate school and then leaves the room. "Oh, I'm sure he'll do really well!" you say. Everyone laughs, because this co-worker is known for being on the flaky side.


What was really going on in each of these exchanges (other than the fact that you seem to be having a bad day)? The weather wasn't great. You really weren't grateful to the driver that nearly hit you, and you definitely didn't want your loud co-worker to get any louder. You didn't think that your other co-worker would do well in graduate school at all. You said the opposite of what you meant, and expect everyone that you spoke to to know it.


All of these instances were examples of sarcasm. In the first two examples, you used understatement to express your disgust and annoyance with the weather and the other driver. In the third, you made an indirect request of your co-worker. You really wanted to let him know that he was talking too loudly and needs to talk softly the next time he's on the phone, so you said the opposite to emphasize it. The last example is more subtle; on the surface, it seems like a nice thing to say. But your tone of voice showed that you were making fun of your co-worker instead. Sarcasm can be used in all kinds of ways -- it can express everything from anger to humor.


Sarcasm is an example of what some researchers call unplain speaking, ways of speaking in which what is said differs from what is meant. This category of language also includes forced politeness, ritual language, affectation and speaking in aphorisms. Some people consider sarcasm to be a cruder, "lower" form of irony, or simply a verbal form of irony. But sarcasm always hinges on the speaker; a person is sarcastic (a sarcast), but a situation is ironic. Sarcasm is not deceptive, although not everyone grasps the speaker's true intention.

ohmy , i realised i wasnt that friendly in sec 3 xD
except sticking with xuan and a few perhaps.
look at the sec3 photos and you'll miao tan and xuan missing :D
omg . cos whenever they chat about the outings they share in sec3 , i'll say ,
got meh ? why i dono . LOL.

came back from my 扫墓 thing .
woke up tooo early , feel like vomiting , kns.
weather was fine , i didnt even sweat at all .
at 5am + haha ! ahgong gave me morning calls. xD
then he went back to sleeep. yay , ahgong rocks !
he's still asleeep now bahs , haha .
i miss my kuku niao .

going out later again to my papa side to 扫墓 again .. LOL.
btw , it's so early now . ^^v

i miss you .
i need you.
i love you.

thats all i really know.

cry your heart out .
XD

i am finally going to bathe . HAHA .
cos my hair is super messy and i look dam unglam.


mama is going on a blog shopping spree.
HAHA!


miaotan finished bathing , haha .
spent dam long drying my hair xD
to make it straight.
i wan my breakfast , lunch and dinner :D

ohwells, tmr waking up at 5am to go mandai.
XD
whooo.

tagged by huiru.

Last beverage → milo
Last phone call → joyce
Last text message → depressed.
Last song you listened to →haunted.
Last time you cried → i'm depressed.

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Laughed until you cried → ya.
Met someone who changed your life → hm,yea.
How many people on your top friends do you know in real life?→ dono.
Do you have any pets → fish.
Do you want to change your name → nop.
What time did you wake up today → 12pm.
What were you doing at midnight last night → com
What's one thing you wish you could change →my relationship.
Have you ever talked to a person named Derrick → nop.
What's getting on your nerves right now → i'm depressed.
What's your real name → Katrina Tan Wan Qi
Primary School → Da Qiao Primary School
Middle/Secondary School → Mayflower Secondary School
Tertiary School → Ngee Ann Polytechnic
Hair color → brown

FIRSTS :

First best friend → vera
First sport you joined → dono
First pet → fish

CURRENTLY :

Eating → nothing
Drinking → nothing

Waiting → depressed.

HAVE YOU EVER :
Kissed a stranger → No!
Drank hard liquor → No
Lost glasses/contacts → yea
Ran away from home → No
Been arrested → No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Yourself → no.
Miracles → yes
Heaven → yea
Santa Clause → yea
Angels → no.

TAGGED by zigui .

1.Besides your lips, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
LOL .cheeks . haha.

2.How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
depressed.

3.Who was the last person who you took picture with?
depressed.

4.Would you consider to be spoiled?
depressed.

5.Would you ever donate blood?
yupp (:

6.Do you have a good friend of an opposite sex?
yea .

7.Do you want someone dead?
nop.

8.What does your last text msg says?
?

9.What are you thinking of right now?
hey told you i'm depressed.

10.Did you wish someone was with you right now?
i'm depressed.

11.When did you go to sleep last night?
4 plus am.

12.Where did you bought your t-shirt that you are wearing right now?
CCK.

13.Is someone on your mind right now?
yes .

14.Who was the last person who texted you?
i'm depressed.

15.just names.
1)zhihao
2)Jocelyn
3)zigui
4)jia min
5)fiona
6)jing ting
7)kun liang
8)huiru.
9)guo ming.
10)daisy.

1.Who is number two having a relationship with? (Jocelyn)
someone.

7.Is 3 a female/male? (zigui)
gay.

18.If 7 & 10 gets together will it be a good thing? (kun , daisy)
1 tall , 1 short . o.O

19.What is number 1 studying for? (zhihao)
poly lo.

20.Is number 4 single? (jia min )
ya.

21.Say something about number 5 . (fiona)
noisy , loud .

22.What do you think of number 3 & 6 together? . (zigui , jingting)
dono.

23.Describe number 9. (guo ming)
good listener.

24.What will you do if number 6 & 7 fight? (jingting , kun.)
LOL , they wont.

25.Do you like number 8? (huiru)
friend lo.

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!~
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I'm a good girl (:
went with mama to the funeral despite me playing com .
just cos she asked me to , hoho. at 9 plus know ?xD
heee ! xD was like ask me , i off com immediately. LOL .
sisters din go la , only i did . hahahas.
was wearing my yellow polo and orange FBT .
so i said , i go like that can ?
mama was like , SO BRIGHT ?
haha , so i wore black and white . haha.
took cab , car sick , RARRR )):
reach there , wow , not bad uhs , got alot my age de playing daidee.
but i didnt know them , too bad.they are my relatives and i dono them. xD
i reach liao , they was like "wa so guai ah ! "
sat with aunties and uncles , crap , :D
dammm happy la , they crap is pro de la , dam pro .
i listen and laugh until stomachache.
auntie says , wa , every time one relative die , like got party like that,
all gather eat and talk ,very good, haha !
all the while i was munching on peanuts non stop . ^^v

then Fiona came , LOL . finally one cousin i knew came.
blablabla ~i think i'm unfriendly to her , xP
ohwells , haha.
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i went in to look at the body alone . ><
cos no one wants to .
ARGH . but i want see cos last time liao . D:
quite scared to look at her , but then when i look at it .
i stare quite long . hmm:X

then went to some teochew 24hours restaurant to eat ,
kns , food also not nice de.. xD
took 852 home . ((:

superman , HAHA.i'm loving it .

blabber blabber blabber.
haha .

super warm and sweaty .
shit weather . ><

omg.haha!
"please don't quarrel."
another relative of mine passed away.
o.o

pool today .
2 vs 2 .
yay we won :D
plus , crapping , crapping and still crapping .
haha.


LOL.
tired now xDD

kays this is funny , we ate in a stupid way . haha!
his idea of washing hands , is way toooo funny , xDD






high HIGH HIGH !

went healthzone today with ahgong .
dam fun can :DD
but he says it's boring , HAHA!
no it's fun ! it is xDDD

took our blood pressure umpteen times xP
and it's always different , HAHA!
ahgong got high blood pressure , hoho , AWWW):
xDDD

we feel like eating alot today ,
so we did .
1)Long Johns
2)Donut factory
3)KFC
4)Old Chang Kee
5)sushi
6)nasi lemak

i think it's alot , hahaha!
maybe i need digestive pills? xDD
but i'm not allowed to eat it , AWW.

went OG to search for laptop case , ayooo.
think heading to town to buy , LOL . xD
school bag , and many more ! :D

went to watch street fighters , legend of chun li .
HAHA ! i feel so sleepy watching it , quite boring xD
but she's way tooo cool :D
if only i'm like that , xDD
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT !

Emily Tan Leyi wants to beat me !! HAHAHAS.
she's me and yanwen the 大姐, LOL .
this few days in school was okay ((:


sunday finally met ahgong ,XD
he went for a marvellous haircut .
haha. but it was nice lar.
went to watch jangan tegur , TSKTSK .
the woman in the theatre can really scream ehs ):
SCARE ME .
and imagining it to be Jubilee , dam dark and scary .
made ahgong sit at the left . HAHA,with 3 empty seats beside him.

yesterday went with ahgong to hospital to visit my papa.
went to buy subway cookies ,XD
DAMMM NICE ((((:
i love you my dear .

my weakness are my tears .
ending all the pretence .